The only acceptable reason for wearing cargo shorts
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Sat, May 19th 2012
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Sun, March 18th 2012
Can the SuperPAC sell these like they did the turtle t-shirts? Because I’d buy the hell out of them.
Sat, March 17th 2012
Red Velvet Cheesecake Cookies
Difficulty:
★☆☆☆☆ (very easy)Ingredients:
Cookies:
- 1 box red velvet cake mix
- 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour
- 2 large eggs
- 1/2 cup canola oil
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
Cheesecake Filling:
- 4 oz cream cheese, at room temperature
- 2 cups powdered sugar
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
Drizzle:
- 1 1/2 cups white chocolate chips, melted
Directions:
- To make cookies, in a large bowl combine cake mix and flour. Whisk until clumps disappear. In the bowl of a stand mixer, mix together cake mix, flour, eggs, oil and vanilla extract. Mix until smooth. Wrap the dough in plastic wrap. The dough will be oily. Refrigerate for at least two hours.
- To make the cheesecake filling, using a mixer, combine cream cheese, powdered sugar, and vanilla extract. Mix until smooth. Using a teaspoon, scoop out cheesecake filling and place on a plate. Continue scooping out cheesecake filling into teaspoon balls until you have 10. Place plate in the freezer and freeze for at least two hours.
- Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Line a large baking sheet with parchment paper or a silicone baking mat. To assemble the cookies, take about 1/4 cup of red velvet cookie dough and flatten in your hands. Place a teaspoon of cheesecake filling in the center and wrap the cookie dough around the filling. Gently roll into a ball and place on prepared baking sheet. Scoop onto lightly greased or parchment lined baking sheets. Only bake 3 cookies at a time. The cookies are large and will spread. Bake for 11-13 minutes or until the cookies begin to crackle. Let the cookies cool on the baking sheet for 5 minutes. Remove from baking sheet to a wire cooling rack and cool completely.
- Melt the white chocolate chips in a microwave safe bowl or over a double-boiler. Drizzle the white chocolate over the cooled cookies. Let the cookies set until the chocolate hardens. Serve and enjoy!
Thu, March 15th 2012
Wed, February 29th 2012
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Many of you have heard me sing this song live in an acoustic fashion, and have asked me where you can get a recorded version of it. Up until now, it never existed. But I figured seeing as its Valentines day, and i wanna show you how much i LOVE you all, i recorded it just for you! Thank you for being the best souljas ever! i hope you enjoy it. Happy Valentines Day..
Tue, February 14th 2012
many are the miles
that span the space between
and many the broken hearts
have dreamed what we have seena love that grants us wings
so the distance feels less vast
when we can soar on winds of love
loneliness becomes the past
(Source: awakenedphilosopher)
Sat, February 11th 2012
HAKUNA MATATA (The Lion King)
“It means no worries,
For the rest of your days;
It’s our problem free philosophy,
Hakuna Matata.”
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Sat, February 11th 2012
SLOTHS!
Tue, February 7th 2012
Mon, February 6th 2012